A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt.

Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.
Real Life Example of Vegan:
A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS!!!11"

See? Typical vegan retard.

Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.
dari Anus Magillicutty Jumat, 13 Januari 2006
Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer
person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world?

person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.

dari BBQ King Rabu, 03 Desember 2008
Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"
Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.
dari Atomicgrape Selasa, 29 April 2008
1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle.

2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.
Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.
dari Fearman Jumat, 03 Agustus 2007
One who thinks they make a change by wasting their own life with insane,and pointless rules while everyone else still eats meat,and wears whatever they want.
They also usually try to spread their movement like hardcore Christians and force others into believing in the same thing at any cost.
"Look at John,he's over there trying to convert those kids to vegan like he's some kind of missionary."
dari MarcusMethadone Selasa, 06 Januari 2009
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
dari Zsky2 Sabtu, 25 Maret 2006
A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy.
Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts.
A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Would you like a glass of milk with that?
"Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."
dari mrpete123 Selasa, 06 Februari 2007

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