What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
#jesus #twitter #tweetarded #religion #dumbass
dari JamesBeam Sabtu, 03 April 2010
Top Definition
What Would Jesus Text
Text Messaging Etiquette - Do not pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation. Stop and think " WWJT"
#wwjd #wwje #wwjb #wwjp #wwjdl
dari Weed Whacker Wally Rabu, 22 Juli 2009
Stands for WHAT WOULD JESUS TEXT? A phrase similar to WWJD but, when in a tough 'texting' situation it would be best to think W.W.J.T.
Guy #1: Omg man check out this picture my girl just sent me! Im gonna go send her one back!

Guy #2: No man think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: WTF does that mean?

Guy #2: What Would Jesus Text bro?!

Guy #1: You know what man.. Your right.. I wont send one back.
#w.w.j.t #wwjt #god #jsus #what #would #jesus #text #wwjd #w #j #d #fuck #sex #vagina #pussy
dari The KARV Kamis, 03 Juni 2010
An acronym for "What Would Jesus Text?"
Alex: "Damn I dunno dude. WWJT?"

Jesus: "Fuck bitches, get money!"
#wwjt #jesus #fbgm #text #fuck
dari Jebus the II Jumat, 16 April 2010
What would Jesus think ??
You text something and you think its funny then the text back something and you think WWJT
#what would you think #what would you say #chocolate #bums #bunnys
dari Bomb Box Minggu, 11 April 2010
In Ultimate Frisbee : what would Jesus throw?
Jessica: Dude, WWJT?

Lizzard: I-O forehand all the way!
#ultimate #ultimate frisbee #hammer #huck #greatest
dari ViolaLizzard Kamis, 08 April 2010
What Would Jesus Toke?
Joey: Man I've been spending three hours at the dispensary trying to figure out what I need for my extreme case of boredom.

Jake: Think WWJT

Joey: Dude I'm Jewish

Jake: Ooops, my bad, btw power-plant will do you wonders.
#brother #smoke #religion #by the way #happy time
dari greatful hemp Selasa, 06 April 2010
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