cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' ratchet:
 
1.
A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.

"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."

"Oh, he's such a woodgie."
dari Brett vH Senin, 17 September 2007
 
2.
The act of wedgie-ing a guy when he has a hard-on.
I just woodgied that bastard!
dari Gummy Bears United Selasa, 25 Mei 2010
 
3.
When something is wrinkled or just not right in some way.
I was trying to sew a pair of pants, but the seam went all woodgie.
dari Nicky-woowoo Jum'at, 02 Januari 2004