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An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
dari Matthew Maday Rabu, 14 Januari 2004

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1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.
1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
dari Jables246 Rabu, 12 Agustus 2009

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eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea
"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
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When your shitting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically
Bro I ate at this Mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with Ass Grenades
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days
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assgrenade - an individual that is a complete ass and totally ruins a situation.
In 2011 St Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Ryan Franklin was such an assgrenade with several blown saves that the team relieved him of his closer duties.
dari Art Vandelay JR Sabtu, 21 Mei 2011

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A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.
I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.
dari Duke Sabtu, 15 Februari 2003

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