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A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.

"I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."
"Oh Baylor! in Waco?"
"Yeah Baylor..."
#umhb #belton #baylor #mary #hardin #university #baptist #awesome #jesus #christian #christ #cross #judge #judged #college #southern #white #rich #prude #slut #asshat #waffle eater #vicar of christ #mason jar #lesbian college #ricockulous #mung #gorilla mask #blumper #cock #balls #skinboat #tuna town #pussy #vag #cunt #pole #johnson #dick #penis #rack #boobs #tits #dirty pillows #gazongas #girls #bleh
dari Richard Cheddar Minggu, 06 Juli 2008
A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.
#ghost town #hell #romania #belltown #heaven
dari txredwingfan Senin, 16 Februari 2009
a strap on! male or female can use this on their partner!

also can be used as an offending insult!
oo i seem to have mis-placed my vagina, use that belt-on over there!

"U BELTON"
#belton #strap on #bell #fake dick #dildamado
dari lil and staffy Selasa, 12 September 2006
a town in North-Western South Carolina. Population includes rednecks, upper-middle class families, phony "gangsta"'s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants.
I'm not from Belton, TX, I'm from the sweet methlab town of Belton, SC...
#belton-honea path high school #small town #meth town #teen pregnancy #looserville
dari siles420 Sabtu, 18 Juni 2011
A little town in England, it is named after an aristocratic family.
Ever been to Belton? It's lovely there.
#belton #england #family #aristocrat #lovely #manor #mansion
dari Lanne MacBeth Senin, 12 Januari 2009
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