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An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
dari Jack Krabitz Selasa, 02 Januari 2007
When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.
"imma go birch her."
dari mc. grabby Senin, 15 Maret 2010
A tree that has papery bark and grows in the northern hemisphere.
The hard wood of a birch tree.
A switch or bundle of small birch branches/twigs that are used to spank someone.
I used birch bark as paper once.
She got whipped by the birch.
She has birch furniture.
dari angryatnocommonsense Minggu, 15 Maret 2015
(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"
dari v0mitt Selasa, 28 Januari 2014
The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.
" I'm here birch."
dari Big Bird 3320 Jumat, 04 Maret 2016
Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.
Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.
dari Dope ass Dan Selasa, 12 Juli 2016
A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
dari Dpeatice Sabtu, 24 Desember 2011
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