"Blake was being shady, so we were totally un-bro for awhile. But then he apologized so I put him on Brobation
, and then he gave me a case of bud light
as a half-birthday present (he was only informed it was my half-birthday by looking at facebook and going 6 months back from my next birthday, of course), and he has henceforth achieved Brotal Reconciliation. He is my manbrother
and I love him.