The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)
"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"
dari Dirty Rich Kamis, 28 September 2006
What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"
Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
dari NESMonster Senin, 02 Februari 2004
The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo
did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though
dari sickasapeanut Rabu, 06 Juni 2007
Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
Holy fuck that guy is chimping.
dari Fucktgechicken Kamis, 30 Oktober 2014
When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.
Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!
dari 0irish Selasa, 09 Oktober 2012
The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp
Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.
dari 2hihihi Senin, 14 Januari 2013
A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
dari Doctor Jenny Tulls Jum'at, 10 Juni 2011
to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.
Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.
dari overheard_2000 Minggu, 24 Mei 2009

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