(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
dari Fatguyinalittlecoat Kamis, 02 Desember 2004
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Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
dari Anonymous Jumat, 18 April 2003
A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
dari Anonymous Kamis, 08 Mei 2003
Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
dari green Rabu, 10 September 2003
the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.
"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."
#ass hit #done #greens #freshies #weed
dari Bifidus Jumat, 27 Januari 2012
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
#hb #hot babe #top beure #hb 10 #fine gash
dari jarlath Selasa, 10 Januari 2006
Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.
I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.
#anal hair wad #toilet paper clinker #ass snot rag #anus boogie #butt hair hanger
dari Meddite Jumat, 09 November 2012
A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

#secular gospel choir #fuck up #oops #moron #bollocks #cocked up #fag
dari Mr. Shwizzle Rabu, 07 Januari 2009
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