1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
dari GashPash Selasa, 09 Februari 2010
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
dari Blake A. Eveleigh Sabtu, 24 Mei 2008
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
dari Captn Luke Selasa, 27 Februari 2007
Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
dari unknown Selasa, 18 Januari 2005
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
dari FannyMay Sabtu, 29 Agustus 2009
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