The word dildo has many meanings.

As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.

As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.

As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.

Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
dari recallthelessons Jumat, 15 Oktober 2010
May be used in place of a forgotten word.
Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.
dari Succubus Prime Minggu, 16 Maret 2008
An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
dari Editor with a dildo Jumat, 10 Januari 2014
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
dari Flangsharbumtum Minggu, 11 Januari 2009
Can be anything used as a fake penis.
Lesbians: We need a dildo!
dari Blob Loblawbloblaw Jumat, 12 Juni 2015
A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .
"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass
dari mgklover Kamis, 12 Maret 2015
IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!
She likes dildos
dari The_King_of_Tacos Rabu, 18 Februari 2015
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