1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
dari Russell Minggu, 11 Juli 2004
21 more definitions
Top Definition

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
dari Light Joker Selasa, 17 April 2007
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
dari muffindamule Jum'at, 06 Oktober 2006
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
dari josh Selasa, 29 April 2003
1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
dari Shaey Kay Rabu, 21 Mei 2014
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
dari Chioma Kamis, 03 Agustus 2006
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
dari Egaro Senin, 16 Februari 2009
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick
dari Indi Dae Minggu, 15 Februari 2009

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