The irrational (though understandable) fear of Fupas (fat upper pussy areas). Symptoms include innability to keep food down, desire to end ones life, and night terrors.
I had to go see my therapist about my advanced stage Fupobia. The dreams of armies of post-menopausal women with fupas bombarding my upper body were too much to handle.
dari Candi, Whorestein, and Big Balled Homo Jum'at, 30 Mei 2008