He is one of the most intelligent and respected members of GC, and fucking with him will result in complete and total destruction of your soul.
He lives in BC in an undisclosed location. He has also lived in other provinces across Canada.
-Post in General, in general.
-Get's all the ladies
-Smokes mad weed
-Plays some rank good guitar
-Loves recreational substances, including weed, shrooms, MDMA, LSD, Ketamine, speed, Klonopin, Morphine, cocaine, and Crown Royal whisky.
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
2. To pull a Gooseman: to hand your work over to a larger company when it becomes to difficult to further it's development
A: o wanna hit the sack yo? i gots me some new porno, they asian chicks this time.
B: hmmm, can i "emeril" u after?
A:.... sure but yo niggah ass better go to da wunderbread corner first
B:FO SHo nigga