An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
dari badgerman5566 Kamis, 05 Mei 2011
Top Definition
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
dari gemini18 Kamis, 15 November 2007
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
dari Cady Herrington Senin, 24 Januari 2011
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
dari Ehyharasz Jum'at, 25 September 2009
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
dari sour-puss Rabu, 13 Juni 2007
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
dari Matt (dojo master) Senin, 15 Oktober 2012
a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
dari Beefdogg Rabu, 29 Maret 2006
to mess things up or mess up a situation
"she'll only gum it for us"
dari ja_me_kah Rabu, 13 Juni 2007

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