cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' blumpkin:
One with the capacity for a great deal of self-absorption.

Although a portmanteau of the Greek root "meta-" (i.e. "self"), and "tampon", this word can also be read as "me-tampon".
"He is such a metampon; somehow every issue becomes about him."
dari The Eiron Senin, 07 November 2011