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Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.
You my friend, have just became a mom
dari Dylan V. Kamis, 27 Maret 2008
She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.
I had sex with your mom.
dari granny D Selasa, 22 Februari 2011
Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.
Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."

Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"
dari themanwholies Jum'at, 07 Januari 2011
the way Americans spell mum!
my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word
dari londoner! Selasa, 29 Maret 2011
A very sweet loving person HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mom
a hard working person named Mom
dari Zyan Coyle Sabtu, 10 Mei 2008
The number one source of great jokes worldwide
I had rough sex with your mom last night
dari Bill Senin, 28 November 2005
the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3
mom is the best :)
dari who do u think i am Rabu, 27 Oktober 2010