Top Definition
The act of masturbation
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
dari Etan Jumat, 05 September 2003
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
dari burntham Jumat, 05 September 2003
An awesome and alternate name for masterbation, jacking off, or pleasuring yourself.
Riley: "What's Erik doing in the corner?"

Aubrey: "He's having a one-some with himself."
dari Aubsy Minggu, 17 Oktober 2010
Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
dari chasebiaotch Selasa, 30 Maret 2010
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.
downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
dari braaphead Jumat, 03 November 2006
another name for masterbation
dari thenumberonebitch Kamis, 04 September 2003
I would assume this means masturbation.
Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
dari b-town Sabtu, 06 September 2003
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