A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
Dude, let's go play some Poker!
dari Khaotic Selasa, 18 November 2003
Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.
"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."
dari Ceejay29x Kamis, 01 Mei 2008
sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.
I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.
dari William S. Stephens Sabtu, 22 April 2006
A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
dari The Man In Black Senin, 11 April 2005
A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.
Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?
dari ORD Ellis Minggu, 04 Maret 2007
Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.
Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.
dari Hullabuloo Senin, 01 Agustus 2005
1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
dari Nick D Rabu, 28 Mei 2003

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