Top Definition
A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
dari Hugh Johnson Senin, 31 Maret 2003
When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1
dari Greasy Bear 69 Rabu, 15 Mei 2013
A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
dari PeaTearGriffin Minggu, 13 November 2005
a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
dari Sloppy Jake Senin, 28 Februari 2011
Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
dari Perv Johnson Jumat, 01 Oktober 2010
When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.
Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.

Kirk got a Sloppy Joe
dari Utahman123 Jumat, 10 September 2010
You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl
Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe
dari BigDickJoe8=====D Rabu, 15 April 2015
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