Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
dari Honest Abe Kamis, 24 Maret 2005
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
dari Taco Jum'at, 30 Januari 2004
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
dari peppermintpatty1994 Rabu, 15 Juli 2009
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
dari Show Minggu, 06 Februari 2005
A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY
dari AWESOMESAUCE Sabtu, 19 Januari 2013
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
dari scumqueen Jum'at, 21 Oktober 2005
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
dari Suzy Creamcheeze Kamis, 09 Juli 2009

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