Langganan Indonesian
cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' queef:
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
dari Jelly Pumpernickel Kamis, 04 Oktober 2012
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A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
dari Choadalay-dee-heeee Rabu, 09 Januari 2013
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To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
dari Big-OH Jum'at, 23 Januari 2009
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Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
dari d to a the to the n-n-y Minggu, 11 Februari 2007
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A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
dari LukeSpaffy Sabtu, 28 Oktober 2006
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1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
dari Ja-mmin Minggu, 24 April 2005
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another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
dari big bob roberts jr the third Jum'at, 25 September 2009
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