Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.
Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.
Everyone has a spitch.