A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
dari Never Let It Go Sabtu, 10 September 2005
The act of squeezing a penis
"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."
dari Reverend Revvy Sabtu, 17 Oktober 2015
A small square penis that is small and square and is a penis
Damn dude! Nice squeenis! (says sarcasticly)
dari DoofNugget Sabtu, 17 Oktober 2015