Foxboro, Massachusetts is a small, clean town with a population made up of 99% football players and cheerleaders. If you do not play at least 3 sports, you will not be accepted socially. The children here will make your life a living hell. Every girl has slept with at least half of each grade in the high school. Going to Foxborough High School can cause PTSD and/or clinical depression. Holden Caulfield would rather kill himself.
Foxborou child 1: YO DUDEGUYBRO THEAS A FOOTBALL GAME GOIN ON TONIGHT YOU DOWN?
Foxboro child 2: Yea man but only if im hammad, like my fake boston accent?
Foxboro child 3: YEA AND THEAS GUNNA BE WICKED HAWT GIRLZ THEA TOO WE CAN GET THEM DRUNK AN TOTALLY GET WITH THEM DOODBRO
Foxboro child 4: YEA DOOD AND EVERYONE WHO DOESNT PLAY A SPORT WE AUTOMATICALLY THAT THEY CUT THEIR WRISTS
Prices shown in USD.
Tulis alamat email lo dibawah sini untuk bisa mendapatkan Kata Urban Hari Ini, gratis setiap pagi!
Email dikirim dari firstname.lastname@example.org. Kita nggak bakalan nge-spam kamu kok :).