-like to play mario, kirby, and any other video games
-are computer nerds
-like to watch pr0n
-think 1337 5p34k is cool
-like to hang out with others of their kind
-have friends with asian names
-claim to be a different race
-think since they are asian they must be a ninja
-eat asian foods
-have a mother that goes on random rants, not in english
-can't drive well
-are sometimes poor or living on food stamps
-don't have texting and call you at the wrong times
-sometimes are adopted by their grandparents
-have bad mustaches
-could have names like Michael or Koji
-try to use spelling that sounds cute or slurred
-use lots of emoticons
-have asian middle names
-copy your sayings
asian boys convo
Michael: Hey koji, you should come over like right nao :D
Koji: can we play kirby :3
Michael: and compare new pr0n!!!
Koji: or you could come to my house and we could play my vibraphone
Michael: ohhhhh I've been working on playing the mario theme song faster
Koji: but still not as fast as I can play it >:D
Michael: no, just no
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